Add Office Space imagery and custom 404 page

- Replace hero with authentic film slate + stapler (courtesy Mike Judge)
- Add 404 page with burned stapler recovery scene
- Update leaderboard with Chotchkie's logo
- Add Mike Judge attribution to credits
- Include Office Space character images for future use
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Ryan Malloy 2026-01-11 14:34:06 -07:00
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@ -83,7 +83,7 @@ Mike Judge's 1999 film isn't just a comedy — it's a documentary about corporat
| **Red Swingline** | Logo/branding | The small things that matter |
| **"Did you get the memo?"** | Throughout | Clear documentation is essential |
| **"I could set the building on fire"** | Footer | But we'd rather process documents |
| **Pieces of Flair** | Coming soon | Gamification for the bureaucratic soul |
| **Pieces of Flair** | Badge system | Gamification for the bureaucratic soul |
### Key Quotes Used
@ -131,6 +131,8 @@ For creating a protocol that lets AI agents access tools without reinventing the
For creating Office Space and giving the tech industry a shared vocabulary for describing workplace dysfunction. The red stapler is a symbol of what happens when you ignore the people doing the actual work.
The hero image — featuring THE actual film slate and red Swingline from production — is courtesy of [Mike Judge on X](https://x.com/MikeJudge).
### Swingline
For actually manufacturing a red stapler after the movie came out. Sometimes life imitates art. (Fun fact: the prop department painted a black stapler red because Swingline didn't make that color in 1999.)

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@ -3,39 +3,83 @@ title: Flair Leaderboard
description: Who's got the most pieces of documentation flair?
---
import { Aside } from '@astrojs/starlight/components';
import { Aside, Card, CardGrid } from '@astrojs/starlight/components';
# Flair Leaderboard
<div style="display: flex; justify-content: center; margin: 2rem 0;">
<img src="/chotchkies-logo.webp" alt="Chotchkie's Bar & Grill" style="max-width: 300px; border-radius: 8px;" />
</div>
> *"You know, the Nazis had pieces of flair they made the Jews wear."*
> *"...okay, we're going to need to talk about your TPS reports."*
## Collect Flair
We don't require 37 pieces of flair like Brian. Just the minimum — but we encourage *expressing yourself*.
Spend time on documentation pages to earn pieces of flair. Each page has its own badge:
---
| Page | Flair |
|------|-------|
| Home | 📄 "I Was Told There Would Be Extraction" |
| Backstory | 🔴 "Basement Dweller" |
| Installation | 🖨️ "PC Load Letter" |
| Quick Start | ☕ "Case of the Mondays" |
| Tools Reference | 📋 "TPS Report Expert" |
| Architecture | 👔 "The Bobs Approved" |
| Test Dashboard | 📝 "Did You Get The Memo?" |
| Torture Tests | 😮 "O Face" |
| Credits | 🔴 "I Have Your Stapler" |
## Your Collection
<Aside type="caution" title="Coming Soon">
Full gamification system with localStorage persistence and optional leaderboard API integration.
</Aside>
Click the **flair counter** in the bottom-right corner of any page to see your collection. Badges are earned by spending 3+ seconds reading each page.
## Available Flair (12 Badges)
<CardGrid>
<Card title="📄 First Extraction" icon="document">
Visit the homepage
</Card>
<Card title="🔴 Basement Dweller" icon="puzzle">
Read the backstory
</Card>
<Card title="🖨️ PC Load Letter" icon="setting">
Complete installation
</Card>
<Card title="☕ Case of the Mondays" icon="rocket">
Finish quick start
</Card>
<Card title="📋 TPS Report Expert" icon="list-format">
Browse tools reference
</Card>
<Card title="👔 The Bobs Approved" icon="approve-check">
Study architecture
</Card>
<Card title="📝 Memo Received" icon="information">
Check test dashboard
</Card>
<Card title="🔥 Jump to Conclusions" icon="warning">
Survive torture tests
</Card>
<Card title="⭐ Flair Enthusiast" icon="star">
View leaderboard
</Card>
<Card title="🎖️ Credit Where Due" icon="heart">
Read the credits
</Card>
<Card title="📚 Legacy Handler" icon="open-book">
Learn legacy formats
</Card>
<Card title="🌐 Cloud Connect" icon="external">
Use hosted MCP
</Card>
</CardGrid>
---
## The Goal
Collect all 12 pieces of flair. Brian from accounting has 37, but we only ask for the minimum.
<Aside type="tip" title="Persistence">
Your flair collection is stored in localStorage — it persists across sessions but stays on your device.
</Aside>
---
<div style="text-align: center; margin-top: 2rem; font-style: italic; opacity: 0.7;">
<div style="text-align: center; margin-top: 2rem;">
*"We need to talk about your flair..."*
<small style="opacity: 0.6;">
Image: Chotchkie's Bar & Grill, © 20th Century Fox
</small>
</div>

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hero:
tagline: "I was told there would be document extraction."
image:
file: ../../assets/swingline-hero.png
alt: "Milton's Red Swingline Stapler"
file: ../../assets/office-space-clapper.jpg
alt: "Office Space film slate with the iconic red Swingline stapler"
actions:
- text: Get Started
link: /installation/

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---
import StarlightPage from '@astrojs/starlight/components/StarlightPage.astro';
---
<StarlightPage frontmatter={{ title: '404 - Page Not Found', template: 'splash' }}>
<div style="text-align: center; padding: 2rem;">
<div style="display: flex; justify-content: center; margin-bottom: 2rem;">
<img
src="/burned-stapler-recover.webp"
alt="Milton's stapler recovered from the ashes"
style="max-width: 500px; width: 100%; border-radius: 12px; box-shadow: 0 4px 20px rgba(0,0,0,0.3);"
/>
</div>
<h1 style="font-size: 2.5rem; margin-bottom: 0.5rem;">I believe you have my page...</h1>
<p style="font-size: 1.25rem; opacity: 0.8; margin-bottom: 2rem;">
The page you're looking for has been relocated to the basement.
</p>
<blockquote style="font-style: italic; opacity: 0.7; margin: 2rem auto; max-width: 500px;">
"I was told I could listen to the radio at a reasonable volume from nine to eleven..."
</blockquote>
<div style="margin-top: 2rem;">
<a
href="/"
style="display: inline-block; padding: 0.75rem 1.5rem; background: #dc2626; color: white; text-decoration: none; border-radius: 8px; font-weight: 600;"
>
Return to Safety
</a>
</div>
<p style="margin-top: 3rem; font-size: 0.875rem; opacity: 0.5;">
Error 404 · But at least the stapler survived.
</p>
</div>
</StarlightPage>