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+ Chotchkie's Bar & Grill +
+ > *"You know, the Nazis had pieces of flair they made the Jews wear."* -> *"...okay, we're going to need to talk about your TPS reports."* -## Collect Flair +We don't require 37 pieces of flair like Brian. Just the minimum โ€” but we encourage *expressing yourself*. -Spend time on documentation pages to earn pieces of flair. Each page has its own badge: +--- -| Page | Flair | -|------|-------| -| Home | ๐Ÿ“„ "I Was Told There Would Be Extraction" | -| Backstory | ๐Ÿ”ด "Basement Dweller" | -| Installation | ๐Ÿ–จ๏ธ "PC Load Letter" | -| Quick Start | โ˜• "Case of the Mondays" | -| Tools Reference | ๐Ÿ“‹ "TPS Report Expert" | -| Architecture | ๐Ÿ‘” "The Bobs Approved" | -| Test Dashboard | ๐Ÿ“ "Did You Get The Memo?" | -| Torture Tests | ๐Ÿ˜ฎ "O Face" | -| Credits | ๐Ÿ”ด "I Have Your Stapler" | +## Your Collection - +Click the **flair counter** in the bottom-right corner of any page to see your collection. Badges are earned by spending 3+ seconds reading each page. + +## Available Flair (12 Badges) + + + + Visit the homepage + + + Read the backstory + + + Complete installation + + + Finish quick start + + + Browse tools reference + + + Study architecture + + + Check test dashboard + + + Survive torture tests + + + View leaderboard + + + Read the credits + + + Learn legacy formats + + + Use hosted MCP + + + +--- ## The Goal Collect all 12 pieces of flair. Brian from accounting has 37, but we only ask for the minimum. + + --- -
+
+ *"We need to talk about your flair..."* + + +Image: Chotchkie's Bar & Grill, ยฉ 20th Century Fox + +
diff --git a/src/content/docs/index.mdx b/src/content/docs/index.mdx index d5f2f7b..5cd47b3 100644 --- a/src/content/docs/index.mdx +++ b/src/content/docs/index.mdx @@ -5,8 +5,8 @@ template: splash hero: tagline: "I was told there would be document extraction." image: - file: ../../assets/swingline-hero.png - alt: "Milton's Red Swingline Stapler" + file: ../../assets/office-space-clapper.jpg + alt: "Office Space film slate with the iconic red Swingline stapler" actions: - text: Get Started link: /installation/ diff --git a/src/pages/404.astro b/src/pages/404.astro new file mode 100644 index 0000000..c24ed9f --- /dev/null +++ b/src/pages/404.astro @@ -0,0 +1,38 @@ +--- +import StarlightPage from '@astrojs/starlight/components/StarlightPage.astro'; +--- + + +
+
+ Milton's stapler recovered from the ashes +
+ +

I believe you have my page...

+ +

+ The page you're looking for has been relocated to the basement. +

+ +
+ "I was told I could listen to the radio at a reasonable volume from nine to eleven..." +
+ +
+ + Return to Safety + +
+ +

+ Error 404 ยท But at least the stapler survived. +

+
+