Add Office Space imagery and custom 404 page
- Replace hero with authentic film slate + stapler (courtesy Mike Judge) - Add 404 page with burned stapler recovery scene - Update leaderboard with Chotchkie's logo - Add Mike Judge attribution to credits - Include Office Space character images for future use
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@ -83,7 +83,7 @@ Mike Judge's 1999 film isn't just a comedy — it's a documentary about corporat
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| **Red Swingline** | Logo/branding | The small things that matter |
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| **Red Swingline** | Logo/branding | The small things that matter |
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| **"Did you get the memo?"** | Throughout | Clear documentation is essential |
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| **"Did you get the memo?"** | Throughout | Clear documentation is essential |
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| **"I could set the building on fire"** | Footer | But we'd rather process documents |
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| **"I could set the building on fire"** | Footer | But we'd rather process documents |
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| **Pieces of Flair** | Coming soon | Gamification for the bureaucratic soul |
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| **Pieces of Flair** | Badge system | Gamification for the bureaucratic soul |
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### Key Quotes Used
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### Key Quotes Used
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@ -131,6 +131,8 @@ For creating a protocol that lets AI agents access tools without reinventing the
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For creating Office Space and giving the tech industry a shared vocabulary for describing workplace dysfunction. The red stapler is a symbol of what happens when you ignore the people doing the actual work.
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For creating Office Space and giving the tech industry a shared vocabulary for describing workplace dysfunction. The red stapler is a symbol of what happens when you ignore the people doing the actual work.
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The hero image — featuring THE actual film slate and red Swingline from production — is courtesy of [Mike Judge on X](https://x.com/MikeJudge).
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### Swingline
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### Swingline
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For actually manufacturing a red stapler after the movie came out. Sometimes life imitates art. (Fun fact: the prop department painted a black stapler red because Swingline didn't make that color in 1999.)
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For actually manufacturing a red stapler after the movie came out. Sometimes life imitates art. (Fun fact: the prop department painted a black stapler red because Swingline didn't make that color in 1999.)
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description: Who's got the most pieces of documentation flair?
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description: Who's got the most pieces of documentation flair?
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import { Aside } from '@astrojs/starlight/components';
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import { Aside, Card, CardGrid } from '@astrojs/starlight/components';
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# Flair Leaderboard
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# Flair Leaderboard
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<div style="display: flex; justify-content: center; margin: 2rem 0;">
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<img src="/chotchkies-logo.webp" alt="Chotchkie's Bar & Grill" style="max-width: 300px; border-radius: 8px;" />
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</div>
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> *"You know, the Nazis had pieces of flair they made the Jews wear."*
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> *"You know, the Nazis had pieces of flair they made the Jews wear."*
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> *"...okay, we're going to need to talk about your TPS reports."*
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## Collect Flair
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We don't require 37 pieces of flair like Brian. Just the minimum — but we encourage *expressing yourself*.
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Spend time on documentation pages to earn pieces of flair. Each page has its own badge:
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| Page | Flair |
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## Your Collection
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|------|-------|
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| Home | 📄 "I Was Told There Would Be Extraction" |
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| Backstory | 🔴 "Basement Dweller" |
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| Installation | 🖨️ "PC Load Letter" |
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| Quick Start | ☕ "Case of the Mondays" |
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| Tools Reference | 📋 "TPS Report Expert" |
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| Architecture | 👔 "The Bobs Approved" |
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| Test Dashboard | 📝 "Did You Get The Memo?" |
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| Torture Tests | 😮 "O Face" |
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| Credits | 🔴 "I Have Your Stapler" |
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<Aside type="caution" title="Coming Soon">
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Click the **flair counter** in the bottom-right corner of any page to see your collection. Badges are earned by spending 3+ seconds reading each page.
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Full gamification system with localStorage persistence and optional leaderboard API integration.
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</Aside>
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## Available Flair (12 Badges)
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<CardGrid>
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<Card title="📄 First Extraction" icon="document">
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Visit the homepage
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</Card>
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<Card title="🔴 Basement Dweller" icon="puzzle">
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Read the backstory
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</Card>
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<Card title="🖨️ PC Load Letter" icon="setting">
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Complete installation
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</Card>
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<Card title="☕ Case of the Mondays" icon="rocket">
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Finish quick start
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</Card>
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<Card title="📋 TPS Report Expert" icon="list-format">
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Browse tools reference
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</Card>
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<Card title="👔 The Bobs Approved" icon="approve-check">
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Study architecture
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</Card>
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<Card title="📝 Memo Received" icon="information">
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Check test dashboard
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</Card>
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<Card title="🔥 Jump to Conclusions" icon="warning">
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Survive torture tests
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</Card>
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<Card title="⭐ Flair Enthusiast" icon="star">
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View leaderboard
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</Card>
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<Card title="🎖️ Credit Where Due" icon="heart">
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Read the credits
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</Card>
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<Card title="📚 Legacy Handler" icon="open-book">
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Learn legacy formats
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</Card>
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<Card title="🌐 Cloud Connect" icon="external">
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Use hosted MCP
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</Card>
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## The Goal
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## The Goal
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Collect all 12 pieces of flair. Brian from accounting has 37, but we only ask for the minimum.
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Collect all 12 pieces of flair. Brian from accounting has 37, but we only ask for the minimum.
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<Aside type="tip" title="Persistence">
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Your flair collection is stored in localStorage — it persists across sessions but stays on your device.
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</Aside>
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<div style="text-align: center; margin-top: 2rem; font-style: italic; opacity: 0.7;">
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<div style="text-align: center; margin-top: 2rem;">
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*"We need to talk about your flair..."*
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*"We need to talk about your flair..."*
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<small style="opacity: 0.6;">
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Image: Chotchkie's Bar & Grill, © 20th Century Fox
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</small>
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hero:
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tagline: "I was told there would be document extraction."
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tagline: "I was told there would be document extraction."
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image:
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file: ../../assets/swingline-hero.png
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file: ../../assets/office-space-clapper.jpg
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alt: "Milton's Red Swingline Stapler"
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alt: "Office Space film slate with the iconic red Swingline stapler"
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actions:
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actions:
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- text: Get Started
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- text: Get Started
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link: /installation/
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link: /installation/
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import StarlightPage from '@astrojs/starlight/components/StarlightPage.astro';
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<StarlightPage frontmatter={{ title: '404 - Page Not Found', template: 'splash' }}>
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<div style="text-align: center; padding: 2rem;">
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<img
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src="/burned-stapler-recover.webp"
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alt="Milton's stapler recovered from the ashes"
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style="max-width: 500px; width: 100%; border-radius: 12px; box-shadow: 0 4px 20px rgba(0,0,0,0.3);"
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</div>
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<h1 style="font-size: 2.5rem; margin-bottom: 0.5rem;">I believe you have my page...</h1>
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<p style="font-size: 1.25rem; opacity: 0.8; margin-bottom: 2rem;">
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The page you're looking for has been relocated to the basement.
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</p>
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<blockquote style="font-style: italic; opacity: 0.7; margin: 2rem auto; max-width: 500px;">
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"I was told I could listen to the radio at a reasonable volume from nine to eleven..."
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<div style="margin-top: 2rem;">
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style="display: inline-block; padding: 0.75rem 1.5rem; background: #dc2626; color: white; text-decoration: none; border-radius: 8px; font-weight: 600;"
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Return to Safety
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</a>
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<p style="margin-top: 3rem; font-size: 0.875rem; opacity: 0.5;">
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Error 404 · But at least the stapler survived.
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</p>
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</StarlightPage>
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