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@@ -17,46 +17,46 @@ We don't require 37 pieces of flair like Brian. Just the minimum — but we enco
 
 ## Your Collection
 
-Click the **flair counter** in the bottom-right corner of any page to see your collection. Badges are earned by spending 3+ seconds reading each page.
+Click the **flair counter** in the bottom-right corner of any page to see your collection. Badges are earned by spending 15+ seconds reading each page.
 
 ## Available Flair (12 Badges)
 
 <CardGrid>
-  <Card title="📄 First Extraction" icon="document">
-    Visit the homepage
+  <Card title="📄 I Was Told There Would Be Extraction" icon="document">
+    Start your mcwaddams journey (homepage)
   </Card>
   <Card title="🔴 Basement Dweller" icon="puzzle">
-    Read the backstory
+    Learn about Milton and the legacy documents
   </Card>
   <Card title="🖨️ PC Load Letter" icon="setting">
-    Complete installation
+    Successfully install mcwaddams
   </Card>
   <Card title="☕ Case of the Mondays" icon="rocket">
-    Finish quick start
+    Complete the quick start guide
   </Card>
   <Card title="📋 TPS Report Expert" icon="list-format">
-    Browse tools reference
+    Read the complete tools reference
   </Card>
   <Card title="👔 The Bobs Approved" icon="approve-check">
-    Study architecture
+    Understand the architecture
   </Card>
-  <Card title="📝 Memo Received" icon="information">
-    Check test dashboard
+  <Card title="📝 Did You Get The Memo?" icon="information">
+    Check the test dashboard
   </Card>
-  <Card title="🔥 Jump to Conclusions" icon="warning">
-    Survive torture tests
+  <Card title="😮 O Face" icon="star">
+    Witness the torture test results
   </Card>
-  <Card title="⭐ Flair Enthusiast" icon="star">
-    View leaderboard
+  <Card title="🔴 I Have Your Stapler" icon="heart">
+    Find the credits and attributions
   </Card>
-  <Card title="🎖️ Credit Where Due" icon="heart">
-    Read the credits
+  <Card title="🎲 Jump to Conclusions" icon="warning">
+    Complete your first extraction tutorial
   </Card>
-  <Card title="📚 Legacy Handler" icon="open-book">
-    Learn legacy formats
+  <Card title="📊 Spreadsheet Survivor" icon="open-book">
+    Master table extraction
   </Card>
-  <Card title="🌐 Cloud Connect" icon="external">
-    Use hosted MCP
+  <Card title="🎖️ 37 Pieces of Flair" icon="external">
+    Discover the flair leaderboard
   </Card>
 </CardGrid>